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The Chapin Sisters January 31, 2008

Filed under: Bands,Shows,The Chapin Sisters — orangehairboy @ 10:10 pm

The Chapin Sisters played the Bordello last night.  I got there, but too late to see them.

I literally stumbled into a show of these sisters a year or so ago, when my friend Maya invited me to come along to the Echo after a bunch of us had been drinking at El Cid.  Walking into their set was like walking into a group of angels singing–their harmonies were so pure, and yet they plucked banjos and guitars like pros.  That’s what they were, real professionals, who put the rest of the hipsters on stage that night to shame (and for the record, I adore hipster bands who dabble in folk, even when their reach exceeds their grasp.  Yes, I’m kind of talking about Winter Flowers). 

Anyways, the Chapin Sisters have an album coming out soon and a residency at the Echo in March, and I’ll definitely be there for both.  I’ve already been listening to their six song EP for a year or so now, and the cover of Britney Spears’ “Toxic” is not even the best song of the bunch.  For a trio of women in their thirties, they sure do know how to capture the wonder and pain that comes with young love.  Maybe they get their joie de vivre because two of ‘em have a dad who makes his money playing concerts for kindergarteners.

Last night I did get to see the follow-up act, Kind Hearts & Coronets.  I’m a little biased (okay, way biased–I used to be in the band) but these songs are incredible, and really need a more fleshed-out band to give them their due.  Specifically, they need drums and trumpets.  Last night Asa and his acoustic were accompanied only by Eric on lead guitar, flanging away with weird sound effects, and Darren “my Myspace photo is a picture of me pointing a gun at you” doing percussion with just a wooden box thing from Pier 1 and a ring on his finger.  It was pretty cool, but it needed more punctuation than an imported foot stool could provide.  The album “Rampart Castle” (which I didn’t play on) is still one of the most amazing things to come out of L.A. in the last five years though.

While I was trying to watch the band, I accidentally sat in this guy’s chair:

 

There Will Be Blood January 30, 2008

Filed under: Bands,Movies,Songwriters — prodigalsonnybono @ 10:35 pm

I saw There Will Be Blood two nights ago, and while I disagree with my girlfriend about how good the movie was (she thought it was better than No Country For Old Men, and I found it not nearly as good), I had to agree that the music was pretty fucking rad.  There were little strings and things punching out at me and plucking at my eardrums, reminding me of several of my favorite composers but without being replicas of any of them (e.g. in the way John Williams often “writes” for film).

Turns out, to my horror of horrors, that the score I loved so much, done got writ by none other than Jonny Greenwood.  Recognize the name?  He’s the faggot guitarist for poncy asshole band Radiohead–you may remember them from such etherial echoey uber-yelps as “Every Song We’ve Ever Done” and Another Breakthrough Album That Sounds Just Like Achtung Baby on 16 RPM.  I saw these horrors at Coachella a few godforsaken years back, and walking from the main stage to get away from them, I felt like an amoeba was crawling through my brain.

Well, maybe it was just Jonny’s choice of musical instrument that was Radiohead’s downfall, or maybe (probably) there are some chunks of quality music in amongst the drivel I keep hearing from the iPod of seemingly every person who ever went to college in the last decade.  This soundtrack (he name-checked Penderecki in an interview, so apparently it wasn’t just a divine accident) probably should be nominated for an Academy Award.  Jonny be good!

P.S. Early early Radiohead, e.g. “Creep,” was okay even if their current shit is a giant mass deception.  Ditto for the Flaming Lips.

 

The Yellow Balloon January 29, 2008

Filed under: Albums,Bands,Bubblegum — orangehairboy @ 9:25 pm

The day I met my girlfriend, I didn’t know yet quite how rad she was.  So when we got in the car and I realized the Yellow Balloon was in the CD player, I tried to change it–most hip young thangs don’t think it’s too groovy to bop around in the car to sunshine jangle pop with five part harmonies–but she said she really liked it.  And two years later, we’re still together.

Anyway, this album is one that keeps winding up in my car and staying there for weeks.  It’s really good for the summer, but I’m also enjoying it on rainy nights this winter.  Perhaps it’s because of the lyrics to their title song:

I never liked the rain before
It always made me stay inside
There’s one thing that I know for sure
I’ve got a reason to like it
Since you took me for a rainbow ride

I don’t give a fuck if the lyrics are cheesy.  Love is cheesy, and you can capture more of its essence in carnivals and cotton candy than you can in watching Tom Cruise snog some bitch in a movie.  Technically, “Silly Love Songs” is the most romantic song of all time!

As for this band, their sound takes the “Wouldn’t It Be Nice?” yearning of Brian Wilson’s production on Pet Sounds and brings it full-swing to satiation and glee on the tracks of this CD.  All the familiar tools of the Pet Sounds trade are here: harpsichords, concertina/accordions, banjos, virtually everything but the theremin.  But the tone is brighter, sunnier, more infantile yet more knowing.  It’s basically the child of Pet Sounds, or maybe the nephew or niece, the lost Beach Boys sunshine pop sound that Brian Wilson took just too much acid to ever find. 

My favorite tune off here is “Stained Glass,” a beautifully arranged song with brisk strings and that evokes the Left Banke as much as the Beach Boys.  It’s about standing at the threshold of love with someone special, and it’s always a joy to listen to.

There’s also a killer bubblegum/garage tune called “The Junkmaker Shoppe,” with odd rebellious lyrics about taking a girl and hiding with her in a shelf in the back, and a very “Try It” harmonica throughout.  Here we see the punk-gum head of Gary Zekley’s writing really emerge, in the way it would soon do for the Clique’s “Superman.” 

The whole thing is good, and like I said, this one will grow on you more and more with repeated listenings.  There are also solo songs by Don Grady (yeah, the dude from My Three Sons) who was in the band (disguised with a wig, so his television fame wouldn’t dictate the band’s fame!).  It’s a little bit of sunshine on such a winter’s day.

P.S. It came out on Canterbury Records originally.  I wonder if that has any connection to the store Canturbury Records in Pasadena?

 

More Marjane

Filed under: Comics,Movies,Television — orangehairboy @ 8:40 pm

Marjane Satrapi was on Colbert last night.  It reminded me that I really need to see the movie adaptation of Persepolis.  The comics were amazing, and the clip of the movie they showed on Colbert was a scene of middle school girls breaking the law by bringing Bee Gees and ABBA singles to school to show off to their friends–different music than I would have picked as a kid, but basically the same kind of thing my friends and I did at Catholic school with our Faith No More and Dangerous Toys cassettes.  Boy, can I relate.  And I think that’s her point.

 

The Velvet Underground’s fifth album – Squeeze

Filed under: Albums,Bands,The Velvet Underground — orangehairboy @ 12:38 am

My buddy Iggy was the first cat to ever turn me on to an actual recording of the fifth Velvet Underground album.  I knew I should wait to report on it until Iggy could do it himself.  And at long last, here it is, a personalized account of this music, how he found it, and how much it means to him:

 

Orangehairboy was visiting from college in 1996.  It was the beginning of fall, as I sat copying all the Velvets’ songs I had never heard before from his Peel Slowly and See box set to two used cassette tapes. I immediately fell in love with the early demos.  “Sheltered Life” and “It’s all right the way that you live”, showed me a VU that I had never dreamt of before.  I also got my first taste of Doug Yule’s Velvets.  It would be another 8 years before I would run across Squeeze in my brother’s crates during a mini-vacation at his apartment in Springfield, MO.

I still listen to the Velvet Underground.  Although now it is an occasional selection from
the Loaded extras, like “Ocean” and “Ride into the Sun”.  And of course, Squeeze.  Squeeze means as much to me as the very discovery and rediscovery of music itself.  That is because Squeeze, though minted in 1972, seems to me, to embody that “lost” age: perhaps Doug as a ten year old boy, listening to old radio programs before his folks could ever afford a television.  That “lost” age is in all of us.  However, it is lost out of society as a whole, never pressed elsewhere for fear of some base corruption by the coarse minds and ears of unworthy ne’er-do-wells.

I was fourteen or fifteen when I bought The Velvet Underground and Nico.  Walking into Starship Records and Tapes in 1991, a scrawny pre-adolescent kid who couldn’t yet make a distinction between Metallica and Public Image Limited, I approached the old longhaired dude at the counter. 

“I want to buy an album by the Velvet Underground,” I told him.  Of course, his first question was “Do you want the album The Velvet Underground?”

“No, I want The Velvet Underground and Nico.”  It would be another five years, when orangehairboy returned from school, before I would ever hear Doug Yule’s immortal voice on ‘Candy Says’.  But I liked the tape I ended up buying that day, especially “Sunday Morning”, which I feel to reflect that quality of “lost” time, found again and again as we move from album to album.

Now I am not sure if The Velvet Underground and Loaded are better than the first two albums because

a) They had lost all their sound effect equipment and were forced to actually come up with some groovy tracks without using effects to make them sound good.

or

b)  They were one of those bands that makes greater and greater albums successively.

or

c)  God forbid, the fact that they no longer had John Cale was a positive thing,

or

d)   The addition of Doug Yule’s particular style was the prime factor.

When I found Squeeze hidden among my brother’s records back in 2003, I knew I was on to something good.  I had never heard of it.  But when I saw 10 tracks I was not familiar with on the back cover, I quickly found a blank cassette and taped it.

For a period of time, not being familiar with the album, I assumed Lou Reed was singing.  I didn’t know he had nothing to do with the album.  I also had thought that he sang “Candy Says” and all the tracks on Loaded.  This was probably because the liner notes on Squeeze are sparse.  Furthermore, although Squeeze was made sans Reed, Tucker, and Morrison, it is without a doubt worthy of the status of being labeled an album by the Velvet Underground.

Remember the lost time of post-December 2002.  How the winter in Tulsa was coming on—when  I brought the cassette with me back from Springfield, and couldn’t keep it out of my little recorder-walkman.  There was heavy ice on the ground that winter.  I remember waking up in the middle of the night, gasping for air, and frying tempura chicken at the restaurant I worked in by day.

My cassette was originally intended to be a compilation.  It had Neil Young, Radiohead, King Crimson, and the Replacements.  But when I was looking for the next song to put on, I had found gold.  It was Squeeze.  I thought “that’s real nice.”  I also filled side “B” with The Stooges, although I cut “Anne” in half, regretting it later.

That time in my life was very sad, and that album made me feel warm.  It was cold outside and my heater was a piece of shit.  I suppose at that moment Cale was trying to be too avant-garde, so Reed kicked him out.  After all, he had Yule who had then come on the scene with a more subtle sound.  I imagine Reed felt then like he could finally have free reign and do what he wanted using Yule to support his agenda.  The Velvet Underground was obviously Lou’s baby.  All the tracks show his influence (the “closet” mixes prove it).  I think Yule was afraid to come out too much with his ideas, like he really had no pull in the band, having just joined a band that had already been around for 5 years.

Even though “Candy Says” has a slight affectation of Yule simply because it’s him singing, I think on Loaded he finally felt comfortable and/or was allowed more opinions of where the album was going.  We hear Yule’s contributions not just in the Loaded tracks he sings, but on “Train round the bend” for instance.  Lou is singing, and that driving bass may be Morrison, but the bass sound is essentially Yule.

Yule’s sound at that time was essentially whimsical.  It shows most of all, on his baby, Squeeze.  Cale and Nico era VU was very avant-garde, as opposed to when Yule had his sway, with his signal touch of the whimsical sigh. 

We all know that Yule pretty much had free reign with Squeeze, mostly because Polydor wanted to cash in on a final VU album.  It may be true that essentially it was Yule’s solo album with a VU moniker, but it’s just not a bad trade when you think about it. He must have had second thoughts about releasing it as a VU album.  I feel like he was then pressed by Polydor to call it a VU album, giving in, in the end because he knew he could have pretty much free reign to make it sound like he wanted it to sound.  Polydor was happy as long as they had a product, but it backfired when it was not initially received.

It was decided not to release the album in America.  It may be said that they knew that VU fans wanted to hear a VU album, and not Yule’s solo stuff, and that it’s not a VU album.  To me, Squeeze was a totally free chance for Yule to record his special sound, musical freedom given by releasing the album as a VU album.

For starters, Squeeze typifies the early seventies bass-driven roots rock, comparable only to some of McCartney’s solo work for its whimsy and heavy bass.  And it has an unparalleled nostalgia permeating it, which despite its roots rock formulas, seems it could have been found in a record store fifty years hence, because of the piano aspect.  This made it essentially a mixture of ballad Americana and seventies roots rock and a touch of nostalgia thrown in.

* * *

Thirty-three and a half.  The Age of Christ at the time of his passion: also, the length in minutes of Doug Yule’s masterwork, Squeeze.  This is a lovely juxtaposition. 

I ascribe three major qualities to Squeeze.  The songs are either primarily one or the other, always a hint, though in every song.  It is primarily Americana.  It has a touch of whimsical nostalgia.  At the heart, however, of the work, is pure seventies roots rock.

When it isn’t whimsical nostalgia, it is the bass that drives the music on Squeeze. 

I don’t like Squeeze because it’s by the Velvet Underground.  I like it because it’s a great damn album.  Of course, if Squeeze was by Rod Stewart, I’m not sure I would have picked it out of my brother’s crate of vinyl.  I think it’s funny that after being a big VU fan for over 10 years, I had never heard of Squeeze.  And most people I know have never heard of it either.

A great band can take time away from us.  They can make us forget our sorrows when they are rife, and make us remember them when we are happy.  Time has no beginning and no end, if you can replay it over and over and over again.  This is shown in the Akashic records.  If one is to breathe deep enough and long enough, he can remember those childhood days when we could not differentiate between kinds and qualities, only sounds.

I remember the eras well.  There is the time surrounding my purchase of The Velvet Underground and Nico.  I would hang out at the Metro Diner and smoke pot behind the buildings across the street.  I had a wooden pipe with a glassy stone above the bowl I bought at the Starship headshop, which, along with the record store, wasn’t but a block or two away.  Often I would go in there before I hitched a ride home or had mother come and pick me up.  One particular night I remember buying these matches that smelled like incense, if you let them burn down all the way.

Of all my Velvet Underground eras, however, I appreciate the most that winter I came back to Tulsa with Squeeze.  I went to Springfield with a copy of Watership Down, which I never finished because it was boring, and I came back with The Mucker by Edgar Rice Burroughs, which I never finished because it got ruined by water.

Then, of course, there is the summer of 2001 right after returning to Tulsa and the Immortal Cherry Street.  The Velvet Underground was on my walkman at the time, and I found myself constantly humming “Candy Says” and “Pale Blue Eyes” as I was contemplating oblivion at my astute job at Jason’s Deli which I absolutely hated.  I also had a job at the Saint Louis Bread down the street.  I mention also that wonderful age of 25, when I roamed the streets of downtown Tulsa alone at three o’clock in the morning, listening to Transformer.

However, when it comes to the pedantic, the most salient of my VU epochs was the winter of early 2003, when songs like “Caroline”, and “Mean Old Man” were resounding in my satiated ears.  I cannot place much in the manner of the album, probably because I did not grow up in the late fifties.  But if I had, I most certainly would understand the novelty of Squeeze, for I am sure, having seen movies, that there is a quiet age of reflection for Yule in those days, as if not only he was ten, but time itself, spent quietly composing the piano parts in some little apartment in New York.

Expecially the three tracks (“She’ll Make You Cry”, “Wordless”, and “Friends” also the end of “Louise”), are unarguably the most significant aspect of the timeless feeling of Squeeze.  The wistful, almost somber expectancy of these tracks contributes a plethora of memories of some remote age, doubtless the less-known musics of the late fifties, the time of his middle childhood.

Of course, all the other tracks on Squeeze have some nostalgic hint at the music of the late fifties, but the one I posit the most erstwhile timelessness is “Friends”.  “Friends” is my favorite song on Squeeze.  As I listen to it now, as I hear the needle touch the vinyl, I am utterly swept into what love felt like when I was ten.  However, it also has a hint of what love feels like to me now, and there you have it.  Sitting in an attic somewhere with a girl my age, listening to an old recording perhaps dug out of some musty box, I can look into her eyes and know, sighing,  total resignation.

But the soft novelty of “Friends” is not the only appreciable aspect of Squeeze.  It is quickly followed by “Send No Letter”, which, being my least favorite track on Squeeze simply because the hushed confidence of “Friends” is abruptly broken by it.  Nevertheless, it is still a jiving, bootlegging romp replete with the signature Yule bass-piano combination.  I do like the song, but, coming after “Friends”, any song could easily become my least favorite song.

Two facts remains ambiguous.  One is:  how could Reed, who was rumored to have been upset about Squeeze being labeled a VU album when they resurrected in 1990, place Yule ‘out’ of the lineup?  After all, did not Reed recruit him to play on Sally Can’t Dance, and even tour with him in the 1970’s (and on the bonus tracks of Coney Island Baby, ed.) ?

And why does no one know the identity of the females whose backing vocals add that faint touch of eternal sighing that is so prominent on this album?  Has no one asked Doug this question?  And if so, why is he so loath to produce the truth?  Could it be that these women are in actuality victims of a possible Yule blackout due to excessive drinking and drug use? This is a probable explanation and my personal opinion of the mystery of the matter.

And it ends.  The driving bass and piano again repeat a simple formula perhaps heard in a saloon in 1870’s Kansas.  A straight romp called “Louise” that employs a progression of repetitions starting with the bass and piano, with that existent chorus “But everybody knows you used to dance the hoochy-coo”.  Then a subtle use of organ, ending in the quiet repetition of a single hum, over and over and over again, marking that distinctive quality of forlorn childhood love that is so prominent somehow in each and every track on Squeeze.

If you listen to it for even a moment, it is hard to understand why it was “thumbed-down” by Velvets fans, who termed it “The Velveteen Underground”.  I like it.  I also like cheese.  

-by Iggy

 

I’ve been sick! January 28, 2008

Filed under: Other Stuff — orangehairboy @ 6:16 pm

Sorry for a lack of posts–I’ve been sick with a bad cold, and basically have just lain in bed or on the couch for the past four days.  And at night, in my bed, I’ve felt like this song:

 

Dianne Feinstein and her goddam FISA bill amendments January 24, 2008

Filed under: Politics — prodigalsonnybono @ 9:26 pm

Whoa!  Somehow in trying to add a P.S. to this article, I totally deleted it!  How did that happen?  I know I’m on a lot of DayQuil today, but I didn’t click SAVE or even Enter!

 Anyway, fuck it.  Call your senators and tell them that Feinstein’s amendments are crap:

Capitol switchboard (to connect to your senators): 202-224-3121

Diane Feinstein (CA)
310-914-7300 (Los Angeles)
202-224-3841 (Washington, DC)
(Feinstein is on the fence.)

Barbara Boxer (CA)
213-894-5000 (Los Angeles)
202-224-3553 (Washington, DC)
(Boxer is probably going to support the filibuster.)

Stand with the vast majority of voters who want Bush’s illegal wiretap program ended, investigated and punished.

 

Persepolis and Persepolis 2 January 22, 2008

Filed under: Books,Comics — orangehairboy @ 7:29 pm

After seeing the trailer for the upcoming movie version of Persepolis over the holidays, I knew I had to read these graphic novels quickly, before the movie came out and could affect the voices of the characters in my mind as I read it.  Using my newly renewed library card, I checked out both volumes and devoured them over the holiday weekend.

It’s the pictorial autobiography of the author, Marjane Satrapi, as a little girl, then a young woman, growing up during the fall of the Shah in Iran and the fundamentalist revolution that followed.  After years of brutal war with Iraq and increasingly restrictive treatment of people who just wanted to have parties, listen to Iron Maiden cassettes, play chess, or even let a few wisps of hair hang out of their veil, her parents eventually send her abroad to relative safety and schooling in Vienna.  There, she has a normal Western adolescence, hanging out with the cool outsider kids, doing too many drugs, and making some botched stabs at romance, all the while undergoing prejudice and shame for being where she is, knowing where she’s from.

I found it very moving, and very enlightening.  She portrayed Iranians as primarily fun-loving, caring souls who lived radically different lives behind closed doors than they did in public.  I can’t imagine what it would be like, living in a world where my friends and I wear punk rock clothes and have parties every night, yet could risk a savage beating just for wearing nail polish or walking down the street with a person of the opposite sex.  The image we’ve gotten for years of these people, of Islamic fanatics who would burn the American flag and throw rocks at Jews, just doesn’t jibe with this first-hand account of someone who has lived through it all.  And though it’s a story filled with lots of pain, the overall theme here is one of individualism shining through even the darkest repression.

As for the art–it kind of reflects that theme of dark repression by using blocky black, almost like wood-cut art, as the only hue and shading for the streets and buildings and clothes (especially the veiled women) of the people who inhabit her stories.  Yet the shapes of her characters are decidedly light, even feminine in their countours.  In many places in the first novel, what with its schoolgirls and rounded faces, it reminds me of what Madeleine might have looked like if illustrated by Der Brucke.  And in the second novel, especially as Satrapi cultivates her own “lost weekend” in Europe, it reminds me a whole helluva lot of Joe Sacco’s depictions of European hipsters (and 80′s paisley underground garage rockes such as the Miracle Workers) in his early works.

So yeah, for the art, the story, and because we all need to remind ourselves why we should NOT declare war on Iran, please read these books. 

 

Where are the MLK songs?

Filed under: Bands,Politics — orangehairboy @ 5:53 pm

My friend Per over at Computer Style loves loves loves his reggae, especially (gasp!) dancehall.  I can’t blame him, though–with some of the mixes he’s made for me, he makes a pretty good case for the argument that dancehall revitalized reggae after it was getting stale towards the end of the 70′s.  Or something like that.  He could explain it better than I.

 Anyway, we got to talking about the themes of MLK day and how very few songs (with notable exceptions) have chronicled that day, whether in soul music, punk, reggae, or any other genre notable for admiring heroes of freedom and giving a voice to hope.  And even though the last hour of MLK day has come and went (I spent the holiday hiking in the desert, rather than taking it to the streets), I wonder why there are so few such songs.  Perhaps it’s because King was a reverend, and despite the religious convictions of the early rockers, it’s just not hip to give a eulogy for a man of the cloth, since heaven knows they think we’re all just a bunch of drugged-out Satan worshippers.  Perhaps it is because so much of King’s dream has been eroded by a couple decades of evil fuckers in the White House who don’t care about black people, a do-nothing Congress that slashes funds, and states where they celebrate Robert E. Lee day on the same day as MLK?

I dunno.  But until a couple years back there was one man touring the planet with a hit about King, at least in part.  I wish I could find his powerful performance from the Tonight Show, recorded just a few days after some friends and I met this man at a (ecccccch!) Blonde Redhead show, but it was very moving and very, very drunken.  And then he died very expectedly thereafter!  Joe Strummer, we’ll miss you.

Well, until people get off their ass and stop making songs about how bad-assed they are for shopping, at least we’ll have a few songs, like this one:

 

The Avengers’ “Be a Caveman” January 19, 2008

Filed under: Bands — prodigalsonnybono @ 1:14 am

Can there be any doubt that “Be a Caveman” by the Avengers is the most awesome fucking garage rock song of all time?  Sure, “Louie Louie” was more popular, but it was about some Jamaican calypso bullshit, not teenagers asserting their pubescent masculinity.  From the punky, disjangled guitars, to the smirky laid-back snarl of the vocals, to the goofily/gleefully misogynistic lyrics about pulling girls by the hair and holding them tighter than a grizzly bear, to the half-hearted young boy back-up “ooh-oooh-ooooh-ooooohs,” to the crazy monkey noises in the background, ”Be a Caveman” has it all.  It’s like what Shaggy and Jughead might sing about if they finally graduated from food to girls and listened to some old Bo Diddley lyrics.

Of course it’s been covered by a bunch of bands, the Dwarves’ version being a personal favorite.  Here are some random versions I found on YouTube.  You just can’t go wrong when you play this song (unless you’re at a NOW convention):

 

 
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