Flight of the Conchords are touring the States. Their show is so funny, it often causes me to spit up my beer, and the songs are great. But after seeing them at Amoeba (okay, only vicariously through this guy’s video), I don’t know that I really need to see them when they play the Orpheum May 30th-June 1:
Jokey songs are usually never as funny the second time around, especially if you’re used to seeing them in a video format with funny editing and direction. Now, if they toured with the whole cast, including Kristen Schall, that might be something else.
A Greek court has been asked to draw the line between the natives of the Aegean Sea island of Lesbos and the world’s gay women.
Three islanders from Lesbos — home of the ancient poet Sappho, who praised love between women — have taken a gay rights group to court for using the word lesbian in its name.
I kind of understand where they’re coming from, what with the word “Lesbian” having connotations that might either get you beaten up by intolerant thugs, or hit on by frat boys who read Hustler too much.
However, if people from the island of Lesbos can sue Lesbian groups, shouldn’t I as an Oklahoman be able to sue Oki Dog? I mean, think of all the merchandising cash they must have made in the eighties!
Apparently Lou Reed married Laurie Anderson in a secret ceremony in Colorado a few weeks ago, with Richard Belzer (yeah, the comedian) and some other wacky New Yorkers in attendance:
So Lou ties the knot with Laurie Anderson, at the sprightly age of 66… the electroconvulsive therapy Reed received in his teen years, allegedly in response to his homosexual behaviour (as referred to in his 1974 track “Kill Your Sons”), must’ve worked!
While it’s nice that Reed has finally found his Yoko, I sure do wish he’d do some work to repair the musical divorce from John Cale that’s haunted both their careers for the last forty years, give or take a few years there in the nineties.
There was an L.A. Record presence at the show I went to with orangehairboy last night, and I was kind of shocked and horrified to open the most recent issue and see Bobb Bruno standing there in a photo next to Imaad Wasif. I guess they’re playing together now.
Actually, Imaad Wasif can be pretty good when he wants to be. I have a chip on my shoulder I think because a couple years ago, Imaad opened for Arthur Lee and Love at Spaceland, and I was DJ’ing, and Imaad came up to me before his set and asked if I could play something that was “not dance music.” And this was while I was spinning a Fugs song that had just followed a Pretty Things song that had probably followed Syd Barrett—not exactly dance music, you screaming douchebag!
If he’d played well, I might have forgiven him. But he proceeded to get up there and whine over his acoustic guitar, draining all the energy out of the room. All me and the five people who stood there watching could think was “whoa, this is even worse than Alaska!”
However, fast forward to a couple months ago, when I saw Imaad Wasif play at Safari Sam’s, and I totally ate crow. I stuck around to see him just because I’d played on the same bill and wanted to be polite, but he totally wowed me. He played simple, maudlin folk songs, just his voice, guitar, and the accompaniment of an electronic drone in a little box, a simple effect that was very moving and matched the tunes perfectly. He knocked out one after another song, going from good to good to great to pretty good, and I stayed for the whole set (even gave him a “hey, great show dude” when it was over). A vast improvement over where he’d been four years ago.
Bobb Bruno of course is fucking fantastic all the time, and I think his participation is just one more sign that I had Wasif pegged all wrong. I’m looking forward to seeing them live.
I saw No Age last night at the Ukrainian Culture Center on Melrose.It was a pretty fun show, and though the acoustics at the hall weren’t perfect (the mikes were cutting in and out, and the place was a bit of a barn), No Age sounded much better than when I’ve heard them at cramped and sweaty lofts downtown.
I still think these guys would do well to get a bassist.Most guitar and chord driven distortion-sheen noise bands suffer from sounding too much like one or another era of Sonic Youth, and No Age can get a bit bonus-track Dirty sounding—a nice melodic bass line would cut through the monotony and help the folks who don’t own a No Age album distinguish one song from another.But then again, the sheer wall of noise and emotion did get better and better as the set went on (perhaps they were able to lock in better once all the microphone mishaps were squared away) and by the end I felt really… enervated.
One more gripe I have is that I didn’t hear their Nerves cover!I was so excited and scared to learn they covered “When You Find Out” for an upcoming EP, so I was bummed they didn’t play it last night.Oh well, a band can get pigeonholed as a cover band if they keep playing other people’s songs, so I guess it’s good they left me wanting more (now I just have to go out and buy it).
The band before them, Yeasayer, totally totally sucked.I know that neo-hippie music is still all the rage, and believe me, I’m right there with ‘em: I have long hair and bushy chops, I read Arthur magazine, I enjoy the music of Winter Flowers and the YaHoWa 13 cult and even have seen CSNY in concert.
But Yeasayer are a band that literally sounds like something I would have seen at Riverfest in Tulsa in the early nineties while long haired stoners wearing hiking socks and Birkenstocks played hacky sack.If they had worn tie-dye and played with hemp guitar strings, they could not have been more lame-assed hippy sounding.I don’t understand why this is appropriate music to place in front of the No Age crowd. There is some definite emperor’s new clothes shit going down with this band, and I don’t give a fuck what Pitchfork Media says about them.
The crowd was on the young side, and I was pretty delighted to find vegan options for sale by various members of Mika Miko and their posse of neon-accessorized street urchins. The gal from Hard Place was bouncing around on the dance floor, and there was a fine little party going on in the smoke hole behind the venue, as folks found the giant stack of worn tires from the bicycle kitchen next door and hurled them to and fro at each other across the cement.We’ll see if the party is as raucous tonight when I go see the Spits and/or Thee Makeout Party.
Update: Looks like the dudes from Filter are kind of with me on my assessment of Yeasayer.
I went to Shmutzig last night at El Cid to hear DJ Algonquin spin twenties and thirties music. Though things weren’t as crowded as they used to get at Bricktops back during the Parlour Club days (boy, do I miss Miss Davis), it was fun to walk into El Cid and find the Poubelle twins giving out free slaps to a line of people on the stage.
I’ve kind of known these gals since my USC days, even before they had an act, and they’ve perform all over the place. Besides a long stint with the Velvet Hammer Burlesque troupe, they also have their own calendar, the dance and sing with the Tulsa Skull Swingers, and they’ve even been made into dolls.
But until today, I didn’t realize that they are also ranked luchadoras who wrestle pretty damned well!
Last weekend was so crazily drenched in booze, I’m still trying to sort out what happened.
At some point I stumbled into Amoeba Records, and Peanut Butter Wolf just happened to be doing an in-store performance. He seemed to be either mixing video, or mixing music to a pre-edited video. For the most part, I was unimpressed–though he played old Biz Markie and NWA, which was cool, I was confused at how this was supposed to be more creative than simply buying old episodes of Yo! MTV Raps on eBay or something, with an occasional new wave tune thrown in. Plus, we were annoyed because the crowds of losers watching him were blocking all the psychedelic and bubblegum records.
However, I gotta admit that this part was pretty cool:
The great thing about YouTube is that you can rekindle old memories of obscure television from long ago.
I always had this memory of being young and seeing Norman Greenbaum perform “Spirit in the Sky” with glam rock makeup on, but could never find an example of it. Turns out I was actually remembering this:
Only England could bring us an eighties psychedelic kabuki band with big mullets, purple satin robes, and twin Siouxsie Siouxs with hippie flower dresses on.
My gal and I picked up a single of theirs this weekend, where they cover ABBA’s “Waterloo” and Roy Wood plays saxomophone. It actually sounded pretty damned good, and the video on YouTube shows them to have maybe picked up some more cash for the video, which is a send-up of the Eurovision contest and kind of blows my mind. See if you can spot Lemmy from Motorhead:
Another great purchase I got at Amoeba this weekend was Musica Futurista: The Art of Noises, a compilation of Futurist speeches, original recordings, and recreations of music and noise composed by the Italian Futurist ringleader F.T. Marinetti, as well as Silvio Mix, Franco Casavola, Francesco Balilla Pratella, and a bunch of other crazy Italian artist types. These guys dominated the avant-garde there from 1909 until the twenties, leaving Russian Futurism, Dadaism, Fascism, and a host of other more famous isms sprouting up in the fields they first sowed.
The spoken word portions of this CD are fascinating (Marinetti sounds like a mad scientist, even in Italian!), and the Futurism scholar and musical enthusiast Daniele Lombardi did a good job of playing a variety of pieces from different composers, including Marinetti’s fantastic “Five Radio Sintesi,” a pioneering sound collage that included random radio sounds, water sploshing, babies crying, drilling noises, and several large portions of pure silence, preempting John Cage by 20 years.
But the best stuff on here by far is something we only get a snippet of: the works of Luigi Russolo and the acoustic sound generators he constructed, called “intonarumori” or noise-intoners, that you see there on the CD cover. These were playable noise instruments with adjustable pitch, created to perform the new vocabulary of sounds that Russolo mapped out in his “Art of Noises” manifesto.
Here are the 6 families of noises of the Futurist orchestra which we will soon set in motion mechanically:
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Rumbles
Whistles
Whispers
Screeches
Noises obtained by percussion on metal, wood, skin, stone, tarracotta, etc.
Voices of animals and men:
Roars
Hisses
Murmurs
Creaks
Shouts
Explosions
Snorts
Mumbles
Rustles
Screams
Crashes
Grumbles
Buzzes
Groans
Splashes
Gurgles
Crackles
Shrieks
Booms
Scrapes
Howls
Laughs
Wheezes Sobs
This chart was only a small-scale model of the thousands of sounds produced by animals, men, and machine, but Russolo was able to create sound boxes for most of them, with names like “gurgler,” “buzzer,” “howler,” “crackler,” et cetera that described exactly what the boxes sounded like. Despite several performances in Italy and London, all Russolo’s own compositions’ recordings and even full sheet music are lost, and gramophone recordings of orchestral music composed by his brother Antonio use the intonarumori only as sound effects, like the sound of thunder and rain punctuating an overture, rather than as intruments of their own. But Daniele Lombardi reconstructs one original fragment that has survived of Luigi Russolo’s “Awakening of a City” on this CD, as well as plays samples of recreations of some intonarumori, including an “enharmonic bow” that sounds like a wiggly saw meets a washtub bass!
“Awakening of a City” as a fragment is short but profound. Not only does it perfectly capture the soundscape of man-produced machinery (truly industrial music if there ever was), but the pitch-bending of these sound boxes and the rasps and clangs and catgut and buzzes predict everything from Silver Apples to Sonic Youth, LaMonte Young to Led Zeppelin to just plain old zeppelins. This was music truly ahead of its time, which perhaps explains why the Fascists condemned it so vehemently when they rose to power.
The fantastic site Theremin Vox has a great article on Russolo’s intonarumori, and in fact has some sound samples to rival the performances on “The Art of Noises” CD. Whereas the CD sounds more abrasive, like how they described early early Stooges live music, the MP3′s here show the sonorous beauty that this new style of music could have brought to the world, had its musicians not been destroyed by war (almost literally, in the case of Russolo’s WWI headwound) and by the Mussolini minions that followed. Take a listen and you’ll see how incredible this lost early noise music really was.
I went with my girlfriend to Amoeba Records this weekend–and of course, we both easily spent over a hundred dollars on records we previously never knew existed, yet could not afford to pass up.
But one of my purchases was a premeditated conquest. For a few years now, I’ve been selectively collecting the works of Gyorgy Ligeti, the Hungarian composer whose works have moved me like no other. As experimental as John Cage, yet as accessible as Ravel or sometimes even Bach, he’s perhaps one of the most enjoyable and moving of the near-modern day composers (he died just a few years ago, still in his prime). And this time around, I got Gyorgy Ligeti Edition Volume V: Mechanical Music.
Note that it’s “mechanical” music, not electronic music. Though Ligeti made great strides in electronic music early in his career, these pieces are mostly mechanical in that they are performed on somewhat traditional analog instruments that play themselves, based on instructions fed to them by reams of notched paper or MIDI controllers.
The first section of the CD is dedicated to the barrel organ, and while the calliope-like tone of this tiny organ takes some getting used to, it’s fantastic to hear some of Ligeti’s works composed for keyboards (performed elsewhere on piano) done by a machine that sounds childlike yet ghost-like in its lack of a true human touch. The piece “musica ricercata” is particulary disturbing because it recreates Ligeti’s famous minimal piano line from Eyes Wide Shut–but because it’s a barrel organ, the tones don’t decay or sustain at once, but rather pipe individually, long or short but not really soft or loud. And as things get more complicated and staccato, the pace moves impressively fast, faster than I’ve ever heard a pipe organ of any type play.
Same goes for the latter half of the CD, which is dedicated to the player piano. Here Ligeti and his henchmen tackle his Etudes, pieces which in their original human form were composed based largely on Ligeti’s exposure to Conlon Nancarrow, a composer who wrote player piano pieces of inhuman complexity. This CD allows Ligeti to return his own Etudes to a form more in line with their inspiration. In fact, we get to hear Etude XIVa, the original version, which was always meant for Player Piano and is blisteringly fast, yet somehow sounds organic despite being mechanically produced.
However, the reason most people bought this CD is probably because it chronicles a great performance of the “Poeme Symphonique for 100 Metronomes.” This was first performed for television while Ligeti was part of the Fluxus Art movement (sort of an honorary degree of artistry, since they added him to their number without his asking), but don’t think of it as merely a conceptual piece or music for shock value. Because the Metronomes are mechanical and are wound so that they eventually run out of clicking power at different times, it’s a musical exercise quite similar to his Atmospheres (which starts with every note in the scale played at once).
Here, we start with every possible tempo playing at once. We begin in utter confusion, like popcorn going everywhere, or the chirping of a thousand crickets. Then the anarchy and chaos slowly condenses and morphs into something a bit more calm and familiar. Individual pockets of action and interest constantly bubble to the surface, speak their peace, then change into other things or fade into the background as new ticks and tocks emerge to distinguish themselves.
It’s a really gradual, almost glacial process, but eventually one metronome after another drops off, until we’re left with just a few tocking metronomes almost aligning themselves, then becoming dissonant again. Finally there’s just one metronome left. Tock…tock…tock.
In Ligeti’s mind, this is where the piece goes from the “maximal entropy” of its beginning and returns back to a simple maximal entropy of one beat. To me, I was surprised at how after nearly twenty minutes of hearing irregular rhythms, the return to a singular rhythm made me shudder a bit. I actually had visions of Poe’s “Mask of the Red Death,” and my feeling about the piece turned very ominous, very “for whom the bell tolls.”
It’s quite a different experience to hear this piece as pure music with your “eyes wide shut” than to sit and watch the metronomes as it plays out, so I suggest you try it both ways. The CD version is perhaps better, though longer, than the one performed here, but I guess there are no right or wrong ways to wind your metronomes!
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