Nuclear Rays From My Halogen Haze

Obama, I know that it’s sometimes necessary to turn to the center a bit after winning a primary.

But after a week of seeing you vote for retroactive telecom immunity, talk smack about a straw man, er, woman in the abortion debate, supposedly provide less-than-universal care in your health plan, and even have it come to light that you support the death penalty for people who, while monsters, have never taken a life, I feel like you’re turning around on the very liberal stances you posed with when we voted for you.

This is your election to lose, and you’ll lose more votes by pissing us off than by pandering to the Bushies.  Don’t fuck this up.

P.S. I’m calling you out with the eighties AND the nineties!