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Paul Newman RIP September 26, 2008

One of the best actors in filmic history died today.  Paul Newman, the other guy from Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, the guy whose star shone so brightly that even Tom Cruise looked like Oscar material when standing beside him, finally lost a battle with cancer. 

 You’ve got to give credit to Paul Newman not just for his good-natured humanitarianism and his un-Hollywood-like work ethic, but also just for his sheer acting ability.  This man, who couldn’t help but be pretty damned good-looking even into his later life, rarely played the smartest guy or the dumbest, the best or the most evil, but generally excelled at roles where the character’s brains, emotions, sensitivity and needs all duke it out for which will have mastery over that character’s soul.

And let’s not forget his ability to bring levity to tragedy, and stoicism to comedy.  Newman’s best role of all time, in my opinion, has to be the comedy that out slaps, out swears, and outlaughs all other blue collar comedies–Slapshot!   

If you haven’t seen this film, do yourself a favor and just rent it and put it on.  From frame one, this is a classic.  My Uncle Buddy, my great-uncle and the quintessential black sheep of the family, gave this to me on video when I was about 12 and told me he saw this movie at a time in his life “when I just needed a good laugh.”  The dialogue, which seems so rough-and-tumble and quintessentially masculine, was actually written by one Nancy Dowd, a criminally under-utilized writer who also went on to do Ladies and Gentlemen… the Fabulous Stains!

But I digress.  Even at 83, Paul Newman made me in a way proud to be an American, and the world misses him.  My girlfriend and I bought our doggy a can of Newman’s Own organic dog food in his honor.

P.S. Yes, I know Newman’s Own isn’t vegan, but I haven’t yet worked that out with the dog and the missus.  At least the money goes to pet charities.  And Fido won’t contract Mad Cow Disease.

P.P.S. I wonder if Paul, in his dying breath, thought to himself “What a Way to Go!”

 

John McCain’s Vietcong torturer! September 25, 2008

Filed under: Comedy,John McCain,Politics — prodigalsonnybono @ 11:37 pm
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I am so going to hell for laughing at this.

 

Palin goes from most to least popular candidate September 18, 2008

Filed under: Celebrities,John McCain,Obama,Politics — orangehairboy @ 4:21 pm

The favorability ratings for Sarah Palin slipped over just the course of this week.  Sure, the lustre of a charming female candidate from a rugged and mysterious state initially gave McCain a huge boost and stole Obama’s post-speech podium power.  But in the sober light of day, the more we know about Sarah Palin, the less we like:

Since Sept. 13, Palin’s unfavorables have climbed from 30 percent to 36 percent. Meanwhile, her favorables have slipped from 52 percent to 48 percent. That’s a three-day net swing of -10 points, and it leaves her in the Sept. 15 Diageo/Hotline tracking poll tied for the smallest favorability split (+12)** of any of the Final Four. [UPDATE: The Sept. 17 Diageo/Hotline tracking poll shows Palin at 47 percent favorable and 37 percent unfavorable--an even narrower +10 split.] Over the course of a single weekend, in other words, Palin went from being the most popular White House hopeful to the least.

It’s probably no coincidence that as Palin’s star has started to fall, Obama’s lead has ever-so-slightly returned.  It’s my guess that as Troopergate escalates and Palin’s total inability to grasp foreign policy becomes apparent, her advantage to the McCain ticket will become zilch.  And that goes double for when the Hillary Dems who’ve abandoned the party slowly start realizing they still want a healthy planet and a pro-choice President.

 

Farfisa Hall of Fame – Rick Wright of Pink Floyd September 17, 2008

One of my favorite keyboardists of all time, Rick Wright, died yesterday of cancer.

For anyone who loves the early Pink Floyd sound and despises their later stuff, it’s worth noting that Roger Waters basically kicked Rick out of the band just as they were starting to suck, probably because Wright refused to suck as much as the Seventies crapola-fest fans demanded.  And so the wonderfully psychedelic phantom of the opera keyboard sounds that made their first albums sound so good fell at the wayside.  

Piper at the Gates of Dawn and A Saucerful of Secrets are such monumental albums, and such influences on my own keyboard experiments.  Somewhere in Lucifer’s shining barleycorn mansion in the heart of the sun, Syd Barrett and Rick Wright are working up an album to send beams of celestial rabies right into Roger Waters’ brain.

 

Galveston September 16, 2008

I’m so sad to hear what Texas and the Gulf have gone through in the wake of Hurricane Ike.  True, it’s not nearly as bad in terms of human loss as what happened with Katrina–and I’m glad to hear the population of Galveston has undergone only four reported deaths, a far cry from the 8,000 or so that died in the “Storm of 1900.”

Still, this town was my vacation spot as a kid, and I’m sad everytime I see the headlines this week.  Galveston was the home of Jean Lafitte in the early 1800′s (I got to see the ruins of his house once), and it was where my ancestors from Ireland landed in 1830 when they wisely moved to the States, though I think it was still part of Mexico at the time.  It’s a lovely beach community, one that took great pains a century ago to make itself hurricane-proof by building a sea wall and raising the whole town by as much as seventeen feet!  It’s such a cultural and financial travesty to see it wrecked by mother nature.

Jimmy Webb wrote a song about it once, that Glen Campbell covered and made into a hit.  True, it’s a weird Vietnam ballad, and not the most country of country songs.  But this week it’s ringing loud and clear for me.

 

Alaskan women reject Palin in largest protest in state history September 15, 2008

Filed under: Politics — orangehairboy @ 8:12 am

If you’ve been banging your head against the nearest blunt portion of your home because of the poll numbers indicating Sarah Palin gave McCain a much-needed bump in popularity, it may warm your heart to know Palin is not so well loved at home, even among the demographic she was supposed to have swayed.

The Alaskan Women Reject Palin rally in Anchorage yesterday was the biggest in Alaskan history of its type!  Over 1400 people showed up to boo Sarah Palin (as opposed to 90 or so supporters).  I have a couple relatives in Alaska, and though it is known for its somewhat conservative/libertarian politics, I know most people up there are true fans of honesty, liberty, and ecology.  Clearly lots of people there know Palin doesn’t represent what’s best about Alaska or what’s best for them.

 

PUMAs abuse poor Linda Ronstadt! September 12, 2008

Filed under: Celebrities,Performers,Personal Shit,Politics — orangehairboy @ 8:26 pm

Well, they didn’t literally abuse her, but they did use her music to support their anti-Obama agenda.

Too bad it turns out that Linda Ronstadt actually contributed to Obama’s campaign

I politely mentioned this in the comments on their site, but they deleted the post.  I guess not only are they self-centered, ignorant pricks, but they’re also too scared to “face the music” when real Democrats and liberals call them on their shit.

 

an invitation to the “Democrats in Exile” September 11, 2008

Filed under: Celebrities,Other Stuff,Personal Shit,Politics — orangehairboy @ 8:31 pm

It’s the seventh anniversary of the 911 attacks.  Looking back on how badly our leadership has handled everything that’s happened since, it makes me more resolute than ever that McCain must lose this election, and we have to get a Democrat in office.  Obama was not my first pick (that would be Edwards, before I knew he had personal issues that should have precluded his run), but Obama is a solid Democrat with a record of voting for and supporting for the good guys more often than not. 

And that’s why I’m so puzzled by the Hillary supporters who still refuse to back him in the general election.  I get it that they feel cheated by real and perceived slights (though in my mind, Hillary played a bit of dirty pool in the election too).  But didn’t Hillary and Obama come together, he supporting her campaign with a pledge for financial help, she by giving her New York delegates to him on the convention floor in a dramatic and heart-warming display?  They’re political allies now, and she’s rooting for him, so why won’t her followers support him?

Looking through the comments on sites such as The Confluence, I see alarming fear of Obama, and what seems to be a spiteful support of McCain simply to thwart Obama.  Comments like the below are pretty typical: 

This race continues to be so close and I have such a fear of Obama taking the Oval office that sometimes I can’t sleep, I can’t concentrate on other things and I can hardly wait for it to end. When I hear people say they won’t vote for Obama but they can’t bring themselves to vote McCain Palin, I understand but I just feel more panic. I definitely am not philosophically and politically for McCain but there is some core there that is desperately missing in Obama.  

What is Obama missing that McCain has?  Senility?  Wrath? 

Though politics is about personality, leadership is about knowing what the right thing to do is and getting it done, and McCain has neither of those skills.  Every little thing that Obama has done that has seemed sexist, or politically incorrect, or just plain dumb (like his vote on FISA or his snubbing of MoveOn) is something that McCain has done a hundred times more and a hundred times worse.  How does it make sense to vote for a man who follows Bush’s policies in order to thwart a man who at his worst made an off-color lipstick remark (that McCain himself made about Hillary)?  

I know how engaged I was during the primary, and how I was rooting for Obama.  I can bet I’d have been mad if Hillary had narrowly beaten Obama to the nomination–she was pro-war and seems beholden to the health insurance industry, and those are both things that frankly disgust me.  But I know that compared to McCain, she’s a far better pick–just as Obama is.  If she were running against McCain, I’d be singing her virtues and getting out the vote for her even if I was a little bummed at her imperfections.  What matters most is getting the Republicans out of office and away from the steering wheel of our country!

So come on, Dems in exile.  We need you.  Right now we have so many important issues to tackle, from health care to a real crisis in global warming and energy policy.  Not for party unity, but for the good of our nation, please, please, come back to our side. 

Please, don’t let McCain’s attempts to woo you make you vote against your own interests.  A vote for him and Palin is a vote for big oil, big war, and a big appeasement of the religious right–which also equates to a vote against women’s rights.  You don’t need that.  We don’t need that.  If you must hate Obama, vote for him because he’s the lesser of two evils.  But vote based on what will make this country, not this party, go back in the right direction.

 

Sarah Palin condoned mistreatment of rape victims in Wasilla September 10, 2008

Filed under: Celebrities,John McCain,Other Stuff,Politics — prodigalsonnybono @ 12:27 am

Isn’t it funny how much fetid crap there is to talk about when it comes to Sarah Palin?  McCain would be a terrible leader, but Sarah Palin is a retarded, hypocritical, abortion-hating, moralizing moose-shooter who can’t keep her hands out of questionable funds.

And now I learn that under her watch, the police chief she appointed charged women for their own rape kits!  She had enough money in her public coffers to build a money-pit sports arena thingie, but not enough to provide valuable legal tools for victims of rape (and for the suspects as well, I guess).  We cannot have this woman be one stroke away from the Presidency.

 

my biggest problem with Sarah Palin September 8, 2008

Filed under: Celebrities,Comedy,Politics,Television — orangehairboy @ 11:48 pm

More than all her wacko pro-life beliefs and her inexperience, I hate Sarah Palin because she tarnishes the name of one of the best comic actors of all time!

 

 
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