Nuclear Rays From My Halogen Haze

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California wins lawsuit against Airborne December 16, 2008

Filed under: Art,Comics,LAist,Other Stuff,Politics,Soda Pop — orangehairboy @ 7:29 pm

My buddy Greg has been saying this for years–a medicine “created by a school teacher” is not something to brag about and is no substitution for drugs crafted through the rigorous application of the scientific method. 

And now Airborne just lost their case with the State of California, and is going to have to significantly change their marketing strategy as well as their formula.  That’s a good thing, since not only is it not good for colds, but they know damned well that it’s not, and in fact, its potent dose of vitamins endanger the health of women and children:

Even after studies, Airborne knew that major ingredients in their products–Vitamin C, Vitamin E, Selenium, and Zinc–did not prevent colds. They continued to market their product as a cold remedy, says the Attorney General’s office. Even worse, they say, is that Airborne’s dosage of Vitamin A is 5,000 international units and when taken as recommended, one would consume 15,000. That’s a “potential health risk to vulnerable populations including children and pregnant women.”

No word on how Lloyd Dangle, the artist behind those scary germs on the Airborne packaging, is taking this.  I wonder if all the knock-offs of Airborne he so humorously dug into a couple years back will be getting similar legal treatment.

 

Afri Cola February 19, 2008

Filed under: Soda Pop,Television — orangehairboy @ 9:00 pm

I just learned that Galco’s used to carry Afri Cola, until like two years ago! 

I discovered this old German cola through a commercial that was in the Monks documentary I saw a couple years back at Don’t Knock the Rock.  Designed by Yves Klein protege Charles Wilp, the commercial was originally intended to have Monks music in it.  Instead, it ended up simply displaying Fellini-esque hippies and sexy nuns slurping down cola while boogie-ing to a harsh soundtrack, all the scenes obscured by frosted wet glass.

Look closely.  One of these models apparently is Donna Summer, and one is Lily Marlene’s mom!  I think I might also see Ultra Violet (or is it Cherry Vanilla?) and maybe another Warhol starlet or two.

While these commercials seem super f-ing strange to my eyes, apparently Germany circa 1968-71 was a weird place, and this cola had fallen on hard times, so they needed a good eye catcher.  Wilp had also done very successful campaigns for Volvo and West German politicians, so they just trusted his judgment and let him have free reign.  And the sodas sold! 

Man, do I wish I was 25 in the late sixties/early seventies.  Lusty commercials, sodas with 250 milligrams of caffeine (okay, I guess we have that now), no hiv or herp, and Marc Bolan was just getting started.  Take a look at this commercial below, and tell me how life could be better.

 

 
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