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Elvis is still the King! January 10, 2009

I know, I know, the Beatles were better at the music, the Beach Boys were better at major sevenths, Chuck Berry was better at the lyrics, and Little Richard was better at falsetto.  Carl Perkins was better at being down-home, Billy Lee Riley was better at crazed-cat rockabilly, Buddy Holly was better at bringing pop into his rock, and Bo Diddley had a better beat.  Even among the Sun Records cats, Johnny Cash did more drugs, and Jerry Lee Lewis was more dangerous.

But Elvis was an amazing performer–the biggest shining personality of the fifties–with all the moves, lots of style, great looks, and a wild personality.  The fact that he had bad management, mental problems, and an addiction to food and drugs shouldn’t tarnish that amongst modern myth-makers who tend to prefer the Bolans and Joneses to this man.

I mean, fuck, Elvis sang better than Frank Sinatra.  Last night, to celebrate Elvis’ 74th birthday, my gal TiVo’d Fun in Acapulco.  Goddam, could that boy sing!  Listen to this shit!

Fuck all contenders!  This man is the KING!  F U C K !!!

 

Elvis covered the Beatles! August 20, 2008

Filed under: Bands,Celebrities,Movies,Performers,The Beatles — orangehairboy @ 9:54 am

Maybe all y’all Beatles/Elvis fans knew about this, but I think it’s pretty damned amazing that Elvis Presley covered the Beatles’ “Get Back” in 1970.

Maybe this was Elvis’s spoils of war moment–he’d finally outlived the Beatles as a force of rock, even if he was far less relevant than they were and continue to be.  Or maybe he felt an affinity for them and wanted to show a little unity now that both they and he had outlived the decades during which they reigned.  Or maybe he just knew a good tune that blended well with Doc Pomus’s “Little Sister.”  Or maybe he was accusing them of stealing their riffs from his riffs, in the same way Bowie did in his BBC sessions when he quoted Elton John’s “Rocket Man” during a section of “Space Oddity.”

I dunno.  To this day, I can’t decide whether I like the Beatles better, or Elvis.  Sure, the Beatles were smarter, could actually write songs, and forged styles that are still being explored today, whereas Elvis is a photo on a menu at Johnny Rockets.  But damned if he couldn’t sing far better than they ever could, and his Sun sessions also forged a path that I don’t feel has ever really been explored, even in these years of post-Rockabilly Boom, when you can find a guy with a pompadour under every muscle car who has Three Bad Jacks on his iPod.

 

Yoko Ono’s Wish Tree thingie August 18, 2008

Filed under: Art,Celebrities,Los Angeles,Other Stuff,Performers,Politics,The Beatles — prodigalsonnybono @ 9:44 pm
(photo borrowed from Elise Thompson)

(photo borrowed from Elise Thompson)

I was eating lunch with coworkers at Il Fornaio in Pasadena, when I realized that Yoko Ono’s Wish Tree exhibit thingie was right there outside the windows in the Old Town courtyard in front of Gordon Biersch.

Apparently once all the wishes from this site and various sites around the world are collected, they’ll be put into a time capsule tube or something and put up in a Peace Tower for John Lennon in Iceland.  Sounds very cathartic and healing and positive.  But I wonder what happens if people write wishes that contradict each other.  Do they cancel each other out?  A vindictive side of myself nearly submitted wishes anathema to the whole thing, e.g. ”I wish for ETERNAL WAR!” or “Free Mark David Chapman!”  But I restrained myself from trying to jinx Ono’s freak flag Fluxus wishing well with a little negative testing.

 

Van Dyke Parks July 19, 2008

I’ve been commissioned to write a review of Inara George and Van Dyke Parks, and I’m pretty stoked.  This dude worked on Smile, which is one of my favorite albums of all time (and I own thousands).  Most people put Pet Sounds in that category, but in my opinion, while Pet Sounds was a pioneering album, its formula was retooled into better albums by the Zombies and Bee Gees (and to a lesser extent by Bowie, the Beatles, and virtually everybody else). 

But Smile, I mean, wow.  What wonders the world might have wrought if it had been released on time, before Sgt. Pepper and before the Beach Boys lost the head of steam they’d built with Pet Sounds.  While Pet Sounds is melancholy and lovely, Smile is transcendent, spiritual, American, orchestral, and utterly unique.  It’s accessible but wears well with each repeated listening, and Van Dyke Parks’ lyricism is a big part of what makes it so interesting.

Anyway, I have to stop writing, before I scoop myself!  But take a look at Van Dyke Parks waxing nostalgic about the Troubadour.  Doesn’t he talk like David Lynch?

P.S. I’m not talking about Brian Wilson’s SMiLE album that came out a couple years ago.  It’s really good, and I own the DVD and all that.  But it’s no more the “real” Smile than seeing a concert by Al Jardine and Friends is the same as seeing the Beach Boys.

 

Shampoo July 8, 2008

Over the holiday weekend, I revisited the movie Shampoo with my gal-pal.  I’d watched this years ago, probably during my college years and probably drunk enough that I thought the thing was set and filmed in roughly 1971 or so.  Turns out it was filmed in ’75 and set in ’68, making it a period piece at the time it came out.

That means that not only were the fashions in Shampoo supposed to be highly laughable even to its initial viewers, but the music (selected, it seems, by Phil Ramone and buddies) was cleverly chosen to represent the “sixties.”  And I think they did a great job of it–during the Nixon election party, we hear a classy Tijuana-brass type version of an early Beatles song, and the shift to a hippie party afterwards is accompanied by a shift in Beatles music–this time by the abrasive, hard guitar sound of “Sgt. Pepper’s Lonely Hearts Club Band,” signalling the changes wrought in the mix-sixties that took rock and youth culture past the point where it could be used as simple evening wear. 

We also hear snippets of “Wouldn’t It Be Nice?” by the Beach Boys at the movie’s start and end.  It feels a little forced: one of those typical, Pavlovian book-ends they often do in movies to hammer home a conclusion (“Remember this song from the beginning, fair viewer?  Clearly we’re concluding now!”) but it does serve to contrast nicely with all the brash hippiedom we’ve heard throughout.  If the Beach Boys are the older, more innocent brothers of the Beatles, then they are wary enemies of neighborhood toughs like Hendrix and Jefferson Airplane and pretty much every other band we heard in the film.  Here, Brian Wilson’s sonorous voice champions an idyllic and wide-eyed America that Warren Beatty’s hairdresser somehow has at his core, even though he’s at the same time deceitful and sluttish.  He’s full of that yearning, and the simple American dream of starting his own business, but he fritters it away somehow in endless entwining lies and affairs (though, admittedly, every other character seems busy doing the same).

However, what really really bugged me about the movie was the original music by Paul Simon.  In one of the few touches of the movie that remind you of the then-present 1975 (the others being Nixon and Agnew on television and the foreshadowing of a Vietnam casualty), whenever there’s a poignant moment for Beatty’s character to be, say, riding a motorcycle and thinking about the meaning of it all, we hear soft guitars and Simon’s gay-ass voice singing bee-weep bee-woos and crooning us softly.  See, this scene is poignant, man!  Just as poignant as if we had Clapton here to hold that one bluesy note and then do a soft little noodle. 

That’s one of the things that annoys me so about Woodstock-era rock, and the softer or rootsier rock that followed in the early and mid-seventies in this country.  It’s as though all that came before was classic but dated, and somehow rock had broken past those silly trappings such as hooks and into a bright dawn where we let it all hang out into the true and serious meanings of real life.  Simon even throws his own “Feeling Groovy” into the soundtrack earlier, seemingly in a deliberate contrast between his earlier, “goofier” work and his modern “deep” stuff.

Urg.  Anyway, Paul Simon was great when he was writing songs for the Cyrkle, and even pretty good with Garfunkel on them there folky songs.  But his solo career is perhaps only slightly better than a wet fart wrapped up in a baby seal hide and stuffed into your dead grandmother’s vagina.

 

Mick Jagger as Alex of A Clockwork Orange? May 7, 2008

Filed under: Bands,Books,Celebrities,Movies,Performers,The Beatles,The Rolling Stones,Warhol — orangehairboy @ 12:22 am

The Guardian UK reported today that there was almost a version of A Clockwork Orange that starred Mick Jagger, with a soundtrack by the Beatles!

In a letter uncovered this week, we learn of the Clockwork Orange conceived back before Stanley Kubrick came on board and made his film with Malcolm McDowell. It reveals that Mick Jagger wanted to play the psychotic thug Alex, while the Beatles were interested in providing the soundtrack.

In the letter, executive producer Si Litvinoff tells John Schlesinger (Midnight Cowboy, Marathon Man), who was considering directing the movie: “After you’ve read the script and novel I’m sure you will see the incredible potential we all see in this project.

“This film should break ground in its language, cinematic style and soundtrack. [And] the Beatles love the project.”

One might wonder at how cool that movie would have been, though I doubt even the Beatles and Mick could have beaten Kubrick’s incredible version.  Still, perhaps they could have given Warhol a run for his money–his adaptation of the novel, renamed Vinyl, is considerably shorter and has the production values you’d expect from an early Warhol film (I still dig it, though):

 

P.S. Thanks to DJ Algonquin for the heads up!

 

 
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