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Comment on Michael J. Nelson, why did you break my heart? by Matt

Matt — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 23:51:21 +0000

fuck off, nerd

Comment on Michael J. Nelson, why did you break my heart? by Matt

Matt — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 23:50:33 +0000

“Look, the guy has obviously had the good taste to leave personal politics out of his comedy.”

Unlike his (former?) friend Frank Conniff.

Comment on Michael J. Nelson, why did you break my heart? by Matt

Matt — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 23:21:08 +0000

he probably won’t be breeding any time soon if you catch my drift…………you see because it’s likely that girls want nothing to do with him.

hey, i can relate. takes one to know one you see…….

Comment on Michael J. Nelson, why did you break my heart? by Matt

Matt — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 23:16:56 +0000

jeez you msties really are a bunch of childish mother fuckers, aren’t you? caught banging a gay prostitute, is that the best you can do, dipshit????

Comment on Michael J. Nelson, why did you break my heart? by Matt

Matt — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 23:14:32 +0000

that quote isn’t funny anymore because of fucking nerds such as yourself quoting it over and over again. it’s the same problem with monty python, too many god damn nerds quoting them non stop and ruining it for everybody else. assholes.

Comment on Michael J. Nelson, why did you break my heart? by orangehairboy

orangehairboy — Wed, 24 Apr 2013 08:33:20 +0000

But I don’t understand, PizLe… when did the Republicans reduce government exactly? Was it when they plunged us into trillions of dollars of debt in a war with Iraq we never needed? Or was it when they began passing three strikes laws and instituting the war on drugs? Was it when they insisted we fund and buy tanks and tanks and tanks that the army doesn’t want, basically as a jobs program, tanks that now sit in the desert unused? Or was it when they (and I’m including the largely Republican-appointed Supreme Court in this) allowed corporations to PATENT human life, paving the way for Monsanto’s insane ability to sue farmers whose crops get infested with Monsanto grains?

Republicans are NOT the party of small government. They are the party of banning things, prison growth, war lust, and treasury draining. They love to pass laws, even silly ones like calling French fries “Freedom fries.” The only time they like “small” government is when some poor kid wants to have a free lunch in kindergarten or some war veteran wants a new leg, or maybe if we want to make sure some paranoid schizophrenic pedophile with swastika tattoos who tortures puppies has to have a background check before buying assault weapons over the internet.

And I’m not a solid Democrat. The biggest problem I have with Obama is that he acts so often like a Republican. Drone strikes, clean coal, drilling in Alaska… so many of Bush’s policies have extended into the Obama years, and that’s not what I want.

This has nothing to do with Mike Nelson at this point, but I just had to stop and call bullshit on your uninformed placemat-drawing of what you think the Republican Party stands for. Republicans are for war, increased spending, passing laws that oppress us, and making sure the mentally ill and poor have access to nothing but guns.

Comment on Michael J. Nelson, why did you break my heart? by PizLe

PizLe — Thu, 11 Apr 2013 23:55:30 +0000

I laugh at the layers of stupidity in this article (of which there are many). Way to be tolerant of others political standpoints, you tool….
“Fly my socialist mule flag or you’re a bad unfunny, person.” I guess you’ve been suckling at the political teet so long you actually forgot how the parties actually work. Take time from goosestepping to your parties command and educate yourself…. stop and take in the global scenery… you’ll realize a few basic core truths between parties that modern academia doesn’t want you to see:

Democrats: Bigger government, higher taxation of the populous, less individual accountability, weaker states rights, more control over the general populous.

Republicans: Smaller government, similar taxation across entire populous, more personal accountability, stronger states rights and freedoms, less control over the lives of the general populous (aka individual freedoms)

…do your research, kiddo. You’ll also find republicans responsible for the first ethnic congressmen, desegregation of schools (which Gore’s daddy voted against) and defense of the financially unstable amongst many other beneficial freedoms we lose to lawmakers daly (aka that big government you love so much)…
If pride and blind ignorance didn’t rule your world; you might actually look to men like Mike Nelson for inspiration and a decent caricature of what an intelligent, successful, hard-working person actually looks like.

Comment on Michael J. Nelson, why did you break my heart? by mr beardsley!

mr beardsley! — Wed, 03 Apr 2013 06:32:52 +0000

DO A LOT OF COKE AND VOTE FOR RONALD REAGAN

Comment on In 2008, Voxhaul Broadcast called me a “tard” and told me to “suck their dick.” Five years later, they still have no soul. by jfawcett

jfawcett — Mon, 01 Apr 2013 15:55:24 +0000

I love Voxhaul Broadcast’s music. Sometimes it’s just that simple; it just sounds great, and having seen them perform on three occasions, I was impressed with their energy. Danny, you sound like a jealous critic who’d rather be on the stage; it’s much easier to attack musicians. I understand that you fancy yourself a serious critic of music and you must sometimes harsh on a musical group, but your tirade against VB, is very elementary school-ground in flavor. There is a history of great rock songs with lyrics that would raise the eyebrows of an english teacher, but an art teacher would applaud. After all, it is art, Danno. That was rather small of you. More to the truth, I think it irked you to see them on a television show, being exposed to millions of viewers. Stop taking yourself so seriously, dude.

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